Centaur V’s Cyborg - AI humor Sales T-shirt
Choose to be a Centaur and keep the ‘Human in the Loop’. Check out Stuart’s Substack article that explains how AI solution can operate in Centaur mode or Cyborg mode. Seriously! Keep the ‘Human in the Loop!.’
A soft, garment-dyed tee made to feel lived-in from the first wear. The relaxed fit and medium-weight 100% ring-spun cotton drape comfortably while the tubular knit and double-needle stitching keep the silhouette clean and durable. A small, tongue-in-cheek chest print reads “I survived the Great AI R.I.F. of 2025,” giving this shirt a wry, personal tone that works for everyday wear — layering under a jacket for errands, wearing to low-key meetups, or slipping on for a reflective morning coffee. The muted, garment-dyed color and sewn-in label add subtle, thoughtful details that age gracefully with each wash.
Product features
- Sizes S–4XL available (check Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) and pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Relaxed fit, sewn-in label, made in Honduras; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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